Because sometimes sarcasm is just… the safer option 😏
This “Sarcasm: Because Murder Charges Are Expensive” embroidery design is bold, hilarious, and just the right amount of unhinged. Perfect for makers who love a little dark humor, this design stitches up quickly and turns everyday items into instant conversation pieces.
Whether you’re creating for yourself or selling finished products, this is one of those designs that makes people laugh… and immediately want one 👀
💀 Perfect For
- Kitchen towels
- Hoop art
- Snarky gifts
- Craft fair best sellers
- True crime lovers
This style of sarcastic, true-crime-inspired humor is especially popular in novelty and gift items, making it a strong seller for handmade products
🧵 Why You’ll Love It
- Beginner-friendly and easy to stitch
- Clean, bold lettering for readability
- Quick stitch = perfect for batching
- High-impact, conversation-starting design
- Ideal for Etsy sellers and market inventory
📏 Sizes Included
- 5x7 → 5.00” x 6.79”
- 6x10 → 5.93” x 9.57”
- 7x12 → 6.72” x 10.85”
- 8x12 → 7.13” x 11.48”
Uses just 2 thread colors for fast and efficient stitching
📁 File Details
- Digital download – no physical item will be shipped
- Multiple embroidery formats included (DST, PES, JEF, VP3, XXX, VIP, HUS, EXP)
- Instant download available after purchase
⚠️ Important Notes
- You must have an embroidery machine to use this file
- Basic knowledge of your machine/software is required
- Due to the digital nature of this product, refunds are not available
Please read carefully: because this is a digital file no refunds will be issued. You may use this file to create items to resell, however, you may NOT RESELL, TRADE, ALTER, or SHARE this DIGITAL FILE in any way.